Hello! My name is...

Not what Meany and Co. want you to believe. The Enlightened Ones have grown in number, and want nothing to do with "Trash Talk with Fake Feuders." Bravo! I am very proud of you!

Queen Totti is happy to finally have a break. Not for long!

An Enlightened Individual shared with me an interesting factoid that I admit, has piqued my interest. Writing is as unique as a fingerprint, when your grammatical grasp is as maligned as we have all been forced to read. For example, Totti McStotty has never met a punctuation mark she liked.

Meany Bigmouth likes to throw in slurs like "hoe" and fifty exclamation points, as if we didn't get the point with one. She strings together words to create dramatic adjectives that she slings from post to post. Don't believe me? Go read a few on you own for reference.

The Enlightened Individual shared with me a post from long ago, where someone with a derivative of Meany's name commented on the Queen's Royal edict. Strangely, this particular citizen spoke in exactly the same style as Meany. However, this subject didn't look anything like the photo that adorns Meany Bigmouth's ID. 

If you are a supporter of Meany, ask her to show you a picture of herself holding up today's date. Make sure it shows her face, so that you are able to ascertain exactly who is in the photo. Photoshop is for liars, so clear up any confusion as to who you are really talking to.

That is all.

And Then You Had To Open Your Big Mouth

I was checking out a page that touched my soul.

The very first post talked about how one whispering group evolved, and apologized for not stopping three of the members who got out of hand.  I was touched by the admission of wrong doing. That is all any of us can do.

On a couple of frank, open posts, I saw someone had commented. I clicked to read on, feeling the love.

Low and behold, there sat Meany Bigmouth in judgement of those who were presented as hate mongering collaborators. Meany Bigmouth, the very one who collaborated to torture many innocent bystanders who dared question or get in her way.

And just like that, POOF. YOUR CREDIBILITY IS GONE.

Merry Christmas

I delivered my own personal gift, and it was a pleasure letting them know that Meany Bigmouth was caught discussing the lineage of their gorgeous child.

Let me reiterate: she was discussing A CHILD.

In her self absorbed world, she felt it proper to question the legitimacy of the child as if she has earned her obstetrician's license. Anyone having viewed her resume knows that is a farce.

Newsflash: You may know a few people who may be half Rumney, but that doesn't mean you have any clue about true gypsies. Nor does it give you license to make comments about anyone's children. A Rumney may claim you as a friend, but family comes first.

Expect a warm welcome if you visit West Virginia.

Fits, Shans, and All That Jazz

As my dear old pappy used to say: "look out son, the fit is about to hit the Shan."

Ok, who am I kidding? Pappy never censored anything in his life, and the dirtier the word, the better he liked it. I knew the entire Sailor's Dictionary by the age of six, and those four letter mangers used to roll right off my tongue.

Those that are still standing, after this diabolical secret meeting mess, are ducking for cover. Exposed pulled the Truth Door halfway open, and Secret Garden Exposed slung the door the rest of the way open and stepped through it... reminiscent of the time when Elton John burst through the closet door, and let it "all hang out."

Meany Bigmouth stood upon her platform and decreed that certain individuals were to be exiled and tormented. However, we now get to see exactly who constructed the platform that gave Meany the means and access to act like a tyrant. Meany played a big, loud, despicable part, but her supporting cast has now made top billing.

While I am on the subject, before I sign off, I have one thing to say. And YES, I am going to blur the line and refer to present day situations with direct connotations. Meany and her comrades are disgusting, vile human beings for tormenting a girl who very visibly has issues. I cannot believe that my own eyes read Meany "accusing ***** of using her physical disability to get sympathy."

Your mother would be ashamed of you, Meany. You had better hope I am never able to track her, because I have no other desire than to expose you for the vile creature that you are. Karma is an unrelenting bitch that will strike you down for making fun of the less fortunate. If I see anyone else, past or present, attacking a person with obvious physical and mental issues, you will deal with me.

Consider this as me throwing down the gauntlet, BITCH. King Richard has spoken.

Multiple Personality Disorder

Meany Bigmouth is suffering from a serious malady, which might explain why she has been caught using different personas of late. She has multiple personality disorder.

She still proclaims her innocence through multiple mouthpieces, one of which is a staunch supporter of the long winded tart. But don't blame Meany; she cannot help herself. She does not know what each personality is saying.

I hope you do not have any of her multiple personalities as a friend, because you really do not know who you are communicating with. They are easy to spot, because at some point they all live at the same address on Wildhaven.

It's true, because my Native American friend "whitepages" said so.

Public Service Announcement from Totti and Meany

Meany is in the front, and Totti is in the back. Their pain is real.

The Newest Royal Family Member

Things didn't go well after Drucilla's disastrous public spectacle, and Queen Totti realized she needed new blood on her army if she were to battle Josephine Half-Baked.

Queen Totti will be adding a fresh face to the Royal lineup. Meany Bigmouth!

Meany has taken the Queen's last name, and will soon be joining Totti in the Royal palace. At least, that's what she says she will be doing. She has officially changed her name in the book, and is boring everyone with the details of her grand coming out party.

Meany's story is believable, because she's about the only one in the kingdom that still likes her. Unless you count Drucilla Dimwitty, but that vote only counts as half a vote due to the number of lost brain cells.

Is Meany on her way to the big leagues? Or is Queen Totti grasping for straws? Meany can't claim she was hacked, because the proof exists otherwise.

Skulls, Anonymous, and Illuminati Part 46

The Enlightened Ones went through a period of tricking and drudgery before casting light upon the falsehoods. During this terrible time, many had joined secret societies to discuss other secret societies and their music speeds. When everything blew up, it took a speed reader to make it through all of the screenshots thrown up and taken down in quick succession. Everyone had something to say, and had copied someone saying it in one of a bevy of secret groups.

When the kindom entered into The Enlightened Ones new age, so many feelings were trampled by the deceit and double talk that had occurred. Everyone either came out in the open or hid like a snake.

Two short weeks later, and secret societies have cropped up again like mushrooms on a pile of dung. At least they are appropriately named after the members of the group. In one such group, Totti and Meany have rejoined forces, because one is always weary of what the other one is saying.

I have decided to create a secret society, so that we can discuss what a secret society is saying about another secret society.  It is secret, so you are not allowed to know who else is in this secret group, because it's a secret. So close your eyes!

Who am I kidding? People who have nothing to hide have no need to partake in a secret society. As The Enlightened Ones know, if someone isn't willing to say it in public, it probably isn't true.

When the Head and Mouth Fit, You Must Acquit!

Queen Totti's desperation has reached new heights, and she has been forced to play the card she knows is a risky move. Necessity is the bigmouth of invention.

Meany has been summonsed to the Royal palace! And on cue, her big mouth has been telling anyone who will listen. Meany Bigmouth has hit the gypsy lottery! It's me, she exclaimed. They like me, the really, really like me! (Grammar, we know, is not her strong suit.)

Meany Bigmouth is not smart enough to recognize she is a pawn being played to ensure the Royal photo ops necessary to commence the Grand Ball. How could she recognize her pawn status? After all, Queen Totti didn't whisper it in her ear... And we all know Meany is just a mouthpiece.

Meany Bigmouth needs to be careful now that she has breached the Royal compound. Whether it is due to the large amount of oxygen absorbed through her mouth, or because of her belief in her own self importance, Meany's head as grown rather large and offensive. Meany Bigmouth must realize there is only one Queen. Hence, there is only one star in this show.

Dropping like Flies while others Drop It Like It's Hot

Whew, I have had a nasty virus for a few days. I should have known I was going to get it, with all of the people around me dropping like flies from this health wrecker.

Speaking of dropping like flies... Seems like Queen Totti's underground friends are dropping out into the open with the stealth of a B2 bomber. Which of Totti's friends are real and which are fake? Which friends have remained loyal to Queen Totti, and which ones are making side deals to remain hidden from view?  Meany has not evacuated Totti's friend list.. she has simply switched to her new identity. But Meany has talked out of so many sides of her mouth that even she has forgotten what she has said.

Pesky Screenshots are like the inoculations of truth in this sordid society.

My what tangled webs weave... when first we practice LOYALTY.

Everyone Feels Some Sort Of Way

Meany has so many Anti-Fan Clubs in her honor!

Six Degrees of Separation

Meany Bigmouth is back at it again. Like a moth to the flame, she is flying back towards Queen Totti's kingdom by way of the underground connection. She is weary of being out in the light, so she floats in private, back and forth to the grand circle.

She started with Jack Crew. She chatted up a storm, then left to find Phyllis Dillard's house. She angered Phyllis, because she was quick to inform Phyllis that SHE was the ultra beauty. Macys Gray felt sorry for Meany Bigmouth, so she allowed her to come and stay with her for a while. But Meany wears out her welcome everywhere she goes, so pretty soon she will be forced to find a new friend.

Meany has no idea that someone is keeping tabs, and knows so much about her. Will Meany ever find out?

Stitches and Snitches: Fertile Myrtle

All the world is a stage, and dragging in other characters to stab each other in the heart is the name of the game.

Fertile Myrtle: Enter stage left

Fertile Myrtle has been blessed with beauty, and has a bevy of suitors crediting that fact. Fertile Myrtle has had men in her life, but her love of the chase has eliminated any hope of long term commitment. Fertile Myrtle has entered into the grand kingdom with a defined purpose: join Queen Totti's team and take down Josephine.

Fertile Myrtle is beguiling as much as she is beguiled: holding her attention to any task not directly related to the opposite sex will prove taxing to Queen Totti McStotty. However, Totti will do whatever it takes to make Fertile Myrtle her gladiator. She has lost all of her other protectors, some through no fault of her own.

Meany Bigmouth is lying low and polishing her new image sans Totti.

Drucilla Dimwitty's thinly veiled public relations spin has turned into a tornado, spotlighting her ridiculous attempts at being noble.

Will Fertile Myrtle prove to be a valuable asset to Queen Totti? Or will Fertile Myrtle hear the gentleman nymph's siren and quickly go back to her "lover not a fighter" stance?

Necessity is the Mother of Invention

Back when I was a youngster, skipping around without a care in the world, I remember my sweet mother shooing off the community carpetbagger. His name was ol' John Jacob, and he would make his monthly rounds peddling his latest moneymaking schemes. He was always reinventing himself to make money.

Meany Bigmouth, having tucked her tail between her legs, realized she wasn't family and ran off to lick her wounds. She waited long enough for her legacy (i.e. SCREENSHOTS) to die down before making a grand return. Meany cannot stay away for long, and she has painted herself with a brush of a different color.

Will Meany's new persona stick? Or will the old Bigmouth return?

Meany Goes for Curtain Number 2

In a previous installment, we were left with the cliffhanger of whether Meany would go with one of two choices.

"1. Meany realizes that Queen Totti is offering Meany's head on a rhinestone studded platter. Meany provides proof that she has, in fact, communicated with Queen Totti.

2. Meany has been lying all along, and she simply disappears. Meany's only true connection to fame was through her "special" connection to Totti McStotty. There is no use in keeping up the Queen Totti friendship facade any longer."

Meany is sending messages from Siberia, trying to win the good favor of anyone who will listen. Since Queen Totti has made no public appeals for Meany's forgiveness from her legion of fans, Meany has read the writing on the wall. Meany Bigmouth's biggest skill is her gift of gab, which got her into her current position in the first place.

Will society welcome Meany Bigmouth back into good graces? Or has the world stopped drinking Meany's berry favored Kool Aid?

Definition of Insanity

My dearly departed brother, Bruce, was off the sauce the last 10 years of his life. He attended his meetings regularly, and lived by the tenants of the program. He knew that doing the same thing over and over would never end with different results.

Meany Bigmouth could benefit from attending those sessions as well. She pulls from her bag of tricks without fail, and it has become as mundane as watching grass grow.

Meany forgot one simple fact in her quest to rewrite the truth. This isn't Facebook; you can't shut me up. Today and every day forward is King Richard's Day. There is no one to report me to. You are now a guppy in the big ocean of life.

Woof, woof.

Snitches and Stitches - Squeaky Wheel

Welcome to my new segment entitled "Snitches and Stitches." I will give the details to a blind item, and you can try to guess who the gossip is about.

Many Gypsies tend to trust family, and are often leery of outsiders. But not Totti McStotty! She has unleashed Meany Bigmouth on anyone who dares cross her path. Together, they make a great team. At least, in their eyes they think so. Meany's opinions have been craftily created by Totti, and Meany has contradicted herself many times at Totti's bequest. Anyone with an attention span longer than five minutes can easily see that Meany has the mouth, but the brains of the operation is Queen Totti.

Queen Totti banishes Meany Bigmouth to Siberia

Let the blame game continue.

So many Faces are being identified by Screenshots, one now needs a score card to keep up with the connections. Many allies have been outed, and many more have quickly offered up their apologies.

Yet Totti McStotty offers up no remorse. Why should she? She has denounced any and all conversations with Meany Bigmouth.

Yes, you heard it right. Queen Totti has not spoken to Meany!

There can only be two scenarios at this point.

1. Meany realizes that Queen Totti is offering Meany's head on a rhinestone studded platter. Meany provides proof that she has, in fact, communicated with Queen Totti.

2. Meany has been lying all along, and she simply disappears. Meany's only true connection to fame was through her "special" connection to Totti McStotty. There is no use in keeping up the Queen Totti friendship facade any longer.

Stay tuned for Meany's reaction to her new location: Siberia.

Those Who Live In Glass Houses

As I enjoy my cup of coffee, reading all the scandalous tales of old, I notice that historical drudgery keeps appearing in the form of veiled threats. This "big HAIR don't care" attitude, circa 2000, is quite amusing.

Such a vain attempt to deflect attention reeks of desperation. But what do you expect from those reaping what they've sewn? #FriscoApartments

Meany - 0, Everyone Else - 1

Meany Bigmouth has become popular in a big way.

After scores of individuals started sharing their information (a.k.a Screenshots, or SS) it quickly became apparent that Meany was talking out of both sides of her mouth. With a mouth that big, who could blame her?

If you have been accused of saying something you have not said before, it might be prudent to check into whether or not a fake profile was created in your likeness.

Here is a free tip: if you see comments being posted by someone you know, and it doesn't sound like them, quickly go to the page of the poster and look for the earliest date on the page. If it says 2014, it is probably a fake profile.
Trivia: what is the earliest date on Mr. Sutter's page?