Enlightened subjects knew it before the rest of the kingdom caught on.
Fertile Myrtle is all about Frack's sloppy seconds, AKA Mr. Mumbles.
But what The Enlightened Ones know, that others have not grown hip to, is that this unholy union is blessed by all of the royalty.
ALL. OF. THE. ROYALTY.
Ratings are ratings, and controversy draws in a bigger audience.
It's all about the Benjamin's Baby!
Showing posts with label Fertile Myrtle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fertile Myrtle. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Sunday, March 22, 2015
The Path To Stardom
Robert Frost wanted to try his luck on the road less traveled, but he was a brilliant poet from a bygone era.
When you are not as bright as Robert, you tend to stick with what you know. We are not referring to something as prestigious as the Coca Cola formula, but more along the lines of a dog wearing a path into the grass as it circles the yard next to the fence.
Queen Totti knows that her time in power is growing to a close, unless she can reinvent her royal family with characters she can better control. Ergo, her minions.
She has selected new siblings to carry on family tradition, and each new invitee has a preset part to play, or they will suffer the consequences.
Firing up every faculty she possesses, and that ain't much folks, she has thought through the family storyline and determined exactly which member does what - and whom. Do not stray from the formula of success. Or more accurately, do not abandon your storyline so that Totti still appear to be the fairest of them all.
Fertile Myrtle has been tapped to carry on in the role of Frack. She must behave and speak exactly the way Frack has done, even so much as slurping around with Frack's sloppy seconds. While Fertile Myrtle is happy to comply (because she can easily get down with OPP), Totti's ulterior motive is coming to light. Queen Totti wants to show Frack who is boss, throwing Mr. Mumbles blossoming relationship with Fertile Myrtle in Frack's face.
When you are not as bright as Robert, you tend to stick with what you know. We are not referring to something as prestigious as the Coca Cola formula, but more along the lines of a dog wearing a path into the grass as it circles the yard next to the fence.
Queen Totti knows that her time in power is growing to a close, unless she can reinvent her royal family with characters she can better control. Ergo, her minions.
She has selected new siblings to carry on family tradition, and each new invitee has a preset part to play, or they will suffer the consequences.
Firing up every faculty she possesses, and that ain't much folks, she has thought through the family storyline and determined exactly which member does what - and whom. Do not stray from the formula of success. Or more accurately, do not abandon your storyline so that Totti still appear to be the fairest of them all.
Fertile Myrtle has been tapped to carry on in the role of Frack. She must behave and speak exactly the way Frack has done, even so much as slurping around with Frack's sloppy seconds. While Fertile Myrtle is happy to comply (because she can easily get down with OPP), Totti's ulterior motive is coming to light. Queen Totti wants to show Frack who is boss, throwing Mr. Mumbles blossoming relationship with Fertile Myrtle in Frack's face.
Friday, March 13, 2015
Shhhh can You Hear It?
The sound of camaraderie is quietly wafting through the air. No fights, no arguments, no public outcries of disloyalty. All is well in the kingdom. The reason? Filming has commenced.
Someone forgot to tell Fertile Myrtle that evidence of filming is not to be released to the public, because unwanteds may show up. Radio silence must occur for story lines not to be compromised. She did her best to hide her mistake, but Enlightened Minds screens shotted it.
Ironically, the only ones with missing time segments are Totti, Fertile, and Barbie. Have they managed to kick Josephine and Frick-Frack to the curb? They all despise each other, you know.
Don't count on it. Public feuding = Ratings Bonanza.
Someone forgot to tell Fertile Myrtle that evidence of filming is not to be released to the public, because unwanteds may show up. Radio silence must occur for story lines not to be compromised. She did her best to hide her mistake, but Enlightened Minds screens shotted it.
Ironically, the only ones with missing time segments are Totti, Fertile, and Barbie. Have they managed to kick Josephine and Frick-Frack to the curb? They all despise each other, you know.
Don't count on it. Public feuding = Ratings Bonanza.
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Hold Friends Close and Hold Enemies Closer
Dixie Undertire is singing her heart out, preparing for her upcoming Grand Ball gig. She smells blood in the water, so she is busy jockeying for position as the next Royal family member.
You see, Totti is busy behind the scenes, planning the departure of three key figures. Everyone is running a game on each other, and while the three amigos think Totti is just drumming up publicity to increase the Benjamins taken in at the Grand Ball, she is actually having them replaced by three she can control.
If Totti gets her way:
Josephine, Frick, and Frack exit stage left
Fertile Myrtle, Drucilla Dimwitty, and an unknown enter Stage right
Dixie Undertire is doing everything possible to secure the third position. She has tucked MCM away, and is playing nice with Drucilla Dimwitty. Funny thing is, if Dixie knew what Drucilla said about MCM, she would not be quick to side with her.
Will the three amigos see beneath Totti's lame promises that the drama is just for ratings and realize their days are numbered? Will Dixie see through Drucilla? Does Drucilla know that more than two years under the legal age is a felony, and not marriage material?
You see, Totti is busy behind the scenes, planning the departure of three key figures. Everyone is running a game on each other, and while the three amigos think Totti is just drumming up publicity to increase the Benjamins taken in at the Grand Ball, she is actually having them replaced by three she can control.
If Totti gets her way:
Josephine, Frick, and Frack exit stage left
Fertile Myrtle, Drucilla Dimwitty, and an unknown enter Stage right
Dixie Undertire is doing everything possible to secure the third position. She has tucked MCM away, and is playing nice with Drucilla Dimwitty. Funny thing is, if Dixie knew what Drucilla said about MCM, she would not be quick to side with her.
Will the three amigos see beneath Totti's lame promises that the drama is just for ratings and realize their days are numbered? Will Dixie see through Drucilla? Does Drucilla know that more than two years under the legal age is a felony, and not marriage material?
Friday, February 20, 2015
Stitches and Snitches: Fertile Myrtle
All the world is a stage, and dragging in other characters to stab each other in the heart is the name of the game.
Fertile Myrtle: Enter stage left
Fertile Myrtle has been blessed with beauty, and has a bevy of suitors crediting that fact. Fertile Myrtle has had men in her life, but her love of the chase has eliminated any hope of long term commitment. Fertile Myrtle has entered into the grand kingdom with a defined purpose: join Queen Totti's team and take down Josephine.
Fertile Myrtle is beguiling as much as she is beguiled: holding her attention to any task not directly related to the opposite sex will prove taxing to Queen Totti McStotty. However, Totti will do whatever it takes to make Fertile Myrtle her gladiator. She has lost all of her other protectors, some through no fault of her own.
Meany Bigmouth is lying low and polishing her new image sans Totti.
Drucilla Dimwitty's thinly veiled public relations spin has turned into a tornado, spotlighting her ridiculous attempts at being noble.
Will Fertile Myrtle prove to be a valuable asset to Queen Totti? Or will Fertile Myrtle hear the gentleman nymph's siren and quickly go back to her "lover not a fighter" stance?
Fertile Myrtle: Enter stage left
Fertile Myrtle has been blessed with beauty, and has a bevy of suitors crediting that fact. Fertile Myrtle has had men in her life, but her love of the chase has eliminated any hope of long term commitment. Fertile Myrtle has entered into the grand kingdom with a defined purpose: join Queen Totti's team and take down Josephine.
Fertile Myrtle is beguiling as much as she is beguiled: holding her attention to any task not directly related to the opposite sex will prove taxing to Queen Totti McStotty. However, Totti will do whatever it takes to make Fertile Myrtle her gladiator. She has lost all of her other protectors, some through no fault of her own.
Meany Bigmouth is lying low and polishing her new image sans Totti.
Drucilla Dimwitty's thinly veiled public relations spin has turned into a tornado, spotlighting her ridiculous attempts at being noble.
Will Fertile Myrtle prove to be a valuable asset to Queen Totti? Or will Fertile Myrtle hear the gentleman nymph's siren and quickly go back to her "lover not a fighter" stance?
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