Shhhh can You Hear It?

The sound of camaraderie is quietly wafting through the air. No fights, no arguments, no public outcries of disloyalty. All is well in the kingdom. The reason? Filming has commenced.

Someone forgot to tell Fertile Myrtle that evidence of filming is not to be released to the public, because unwanteds may show up. Radio silence must occur for story lines not to be compromised. She did her best to hide her mistake, but Enlightened Minds screens shotted it.

Ironically, the only ones with missing time segments are Totti, Fertile, and Barbie. Have they managed to kick Josephine and Frick-Frack to the curb? They all despise each other, you know.

Don't count on it. Public feuding = Ratings Bonanza.

The Catastrophic Diss

Cinderella Noble recently took her baby in for a check up and shots. As with all new mothers, she reached out for solace from members of the kingdom and the Royal Family.

Queen Totti did not offer encouragement, or even acknowledge, the new mother's plight Cinderella was experiencing. Not a like, nor even a wink.

I guess no one had time to film Totti making a public announcement for Cinderella's baby. Only one word comes to mind: despicable.

The Mystery Of The Missing Baby Gift

Has anyone found the baby gift Queen Totti has sent to Cinderella Noble? It seems to be missing... If found, please forward to Cinderella Noble.

It may look like this:

or this

Or even this

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap

My sweet momma always told me that if it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, you are safe to say it is a duck.

Cinderella Noble has always conducted herself with grace and charm. She now has a baby, and she works hard to maintain a loving family with her husband. She has stayed out of the limelight, unless called upon by Queen Totti to perpetuate drama for Benjamins.

How does Queen Totti repay her good favor? By skipping out on the birth of her child and not bothering to visit with Cinderella, even months later. Maybe if Cinderella had lived next to a casino, there might be a different outcome to this story.

During her "Pity Promenade", Totti called Cinderella  out for not coming to see her. Even then, when Totti was clearly in the wrong, Cinderella downplayed the disrespect and worked to heal the animosity spewed forth by Totti.

It was during that time Cinderella let it slip that Queen Totti had not even gotten Cinderella's son a gift. But Cinderella is a sweet natured person, and she ceased the complaints with Totti.

I just saw Royal correspondence involving Queen Totti and baby apparel for someone who is related to Totti through marriage. Totti used Cinderella's drama when it achieved financial gain, but she can't be bothered to send her a baby present?

I am considering a gofundme account for Cinderella, to purchase baby items that she has been slighted. Cinderella's kind heart should be rewarded. I wonder if Cinderella would accept our generous offerings? I think Cinderella is classier every time I hear about her, and it is time for good to prevail.

I am sure The Enlightened Ones would agree. Even if we all gave one dollar, it would still be more than she has received thus far. Who is with me?

Coming out of the Dark: Cinderella Noble

One of the more likable members of the Royal Family is Cinderella Noble. Throughout all of the tricking and drudgery, Cinderella has been the smartest and sanest of them all. She has always taken a backseat to her sister's foolishness, not asking for anything in return.

Cinderella is a new mother, and is the only one who seems to truly relish her new baby. She loves her baby, and is always doting on her newborn. (Unlike many, she is actually IN the same house as her baby.)

Queen Totti has made public appeals to have the newborn brought to the castle, for the positive press of a bundle of joy would throw favor towards the Royal family. She was unable to be present at the Royal birth, because it happened so quickly she had no time to travel. Queen Totti must see the beloved new Royal, at once.

Except Totti has forgotten that Cinderella announced a week prior to the actual birth that she would be entering the hospital to bring forth her new baby. Cinderella, like any proud future mom, made sure everyone knew that she would be induced that next Friday. Seven days notice, giving the Queen ample time to make the journey to usher in the new Royal. However, Queen Totti did not go forth to support the Royal birth, and Cinderella has not forgotten.

Will Queen Totti stand for this public humiliation? Do The Enlightened Ones think Cinderella may make a wonderful new Queen?