It is one thing to talk about anyone who has made a living off of a reality TV show.
It is quite a different story to discuss their family members, especially in a vile manner.
Frick and Frack, please get in touch with me. There is something you need to see.
Showing posts with label Frick and Frack Fructose. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frick and Frack Fructose. Show all posts
Sunday, March 29, 2015
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
You Read It Here First
Enlightened subjects knew it before the rest of the kingdom caught on.
Fertile Myrtle is all about Frack's sloppy seconds, AKA Mr. Mumbles.
But what The Enlightened Ones know, that others have not grown hip to, is that this unholy union is blessed by all of the royalty.
ALL. OF. THE. ROYALTY.
Ratings are ratings, and controversy draws in a bigger audience.
It's all about the Benjamin's Baby!
Fertile Myrtle is all about Frack's sloppy seconds, AKA Mr. Mumbles.
But what The Enlightened Ones know, that others have not grown hip to, is that this unholy union is blessed by all of the royalty.
ALL. OF. THE. ROYALTY.
Ratings are ratings, and controversy draws in a bigger audience.
It's all about the Benjamin's Baby!
Sunday, March 15, 2015
Frack Attack
Frack's daughter has been doing several adult things lately. Not only is she playing house with a guy, and raising Josephine's daughter... She recently had to report to court for a sticky fingered accusation.
If she keeps this adult behavior up as a juvenile, what will be left to do when she grows up?
Tsk, tsk...
If she keeps this adult behavior up as a juvenile, what will be left to do when she grows up?
Tsk, tsk...
Say It Ain't So
Queen Totti is the master at manipulating. She has utilized her minions to do her evil bidding, in order to make a living at being Royalty. Everything she says must be taken with a grain of salt, but sometimes there is a kernel of truth to her rant.
Frack, of Frick and Frack fame, has a child shacked up with someone who may/may not be committing a felony. Not only are they cohabitating, they are pretending to be parents. Who has offered up their child to perpetuate this practice? Why, none other than Josephine Half-Baked. While she is continually providing evidence that she indeed has her child, she is contradicting Totti's evil accusations that their mother raises her children. But pay close attention to the number of photographs of her son as opposed to the number of photographs of her daughter.
Either everyone is shacked up together in the same house, or Frack's daughter has Josephine's daughter a week at a time. Either situation is less than desirable.
Frack, of Frick and Frack fame, has a child shacked up with someone who may/may not be committing a felony. Not only are they cohabitating, they are pretending to be parents. Who has offered up their child to perpetuate this practice? Why, none other than Josephine Half-Baked. While she is continually providing evidence that she indeed has her child, she is contradicting Totti's evil accusations that their mother raises her children. But pay close attention to the number of photographs of her son as opposed to the number of photographs of her daughter.
Either everyone is shacked up together in the same house, or Frack's daughter has Josephine's daughter a week at a time. Either situation is less than desirable.
Friday, March 13, 2015
Shhhh can You Hear It?
The sound of camaraderie is quietly wafting through the air. No fights, no arguments, no public outcries of disloyalty. All is well in the kingdom. The reason? Filming has commenced.
Someone forgot to tell Fertile Myrtle that evidence of filming is not to be released to the public, because unwanteds may show up. Radio silence must occur for story lines not to be compromised. She did her best to hide her mistake, but Enlightened Minds screens shotted it.
Ironically, the only ones with missing time segments are Totti, Fertile, and Barbie. Have they managed to kick Josephine and Frick-Frack to the curb? They all despise each other, you know.
Don't count on it. Public feuding = Ratings Bonanza.
Someone forgot to tell Fertile Myrtle that evidence of filming is not to be released to the public, because unwanteds may show up. Radio silence must occur for story lines not to be compromised. She did her best to hide her mistake, but Enlightened Minds screens shotted it.
Ironically, the only ones with missing time segments are Totti, Fertile, and Barbie. Have they managed to kick Josephine and Frick-Frack to the curb? They all despise each other, you know.
Don't count on it. Public feuding = Ratings Bonanza.
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
Hold Friends Close and Hold Enemies Closer
Dixie Undertire is singing her heart out, preparing for her upcoming Grand Ball gig. She smells blood in the water, so she is busy jockeying for position as the next Royal family member.
You see, Totti is busy behind the scenes, planning the departure of three key figures. Everyone is running a game on each other, and while the three amigos think Totti is just drumming up publicity to increase the Benjamins taken in at the Grand Ball, she is actually having them replaced by three she can control.
If Totti gets her way:
Josephine, Frick, and Frack exit stage left
Fertile Myrtle, Drucilla Dimwitty, and an unknown enter Stage right
Dixie Undertire is doing everything possible to secure the third position. She has tucked MCM away, and is playing nice with Drucilla Dimwitty. Funny thing is, if Dixie knew what Drucilla said about MCM, she would not be quick to side with her.
Will the three amigos see beneath Totti's lame promises that the drama is just for ratings and realize their days are numbered? Will Dixie see through Drucilla? Does Drucilla know that more than two years under the legal age is a felony, and not marriage material?
You see, Totti is busy behind the scenes, planning the departure of three key figures. Everyone is running a game on each other, and while the three amigos think Totti is just drumming up publicity to increase the Benjamins taken in at the Grand Ball, she is actually having them replaced by three she can control.
If Totti gets her way:
Josephine, Frick, and Frack exit stage left
Fertile Myrtle, Drucilla Dimwitty, and an unknown enter Stage right
Dixie Undertire is doing everything possible to secure the third position. She has tucked MCM away, and is playing nice with Drucilla Dimwitty. Funny thing is, if Dixie knew what Drucilla said about MCM, she would not be quick to side with her.
Will the three amigos see beneath Totti's lame promises that the drama is just for ratings and realize their days are numbered? Will Dixie see through Drucilla? Does Drucilla know that more than two years under the legal age is a felony, and not marriage material?
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
You Dropped A Bomb on Me, Baby
Josephine Half-Baked has avoided Queen Totti publicly for quite some time. Whether she truly had her feelings hurt by Totti's slight, or the idea that this whole public diss is ratings-orchestrated, Josephine has found solace in the company of others. Namely Frick and Frack Fructose.
Frick and Frack Frutose are the ying and yang of Gypsy royalty. They spend time together without battling, they get attention without having to degrade others, and they seem to generally have fun.
Fun is not in Queen Totti's cards, so their carefree spirits are huge targets for her to attack. The mere fact that they hold court with Josephine is a double whammy, and Totti has declared that they must go. Is this declaration a true dissolution of the Royal family, or is this just a ratings grab?
Frick and Frack Frutose are the ying and yang of Gypsy royalty. They spend time together without battling, they get attention without having to degrade others, and they seem to generally have fun.
Fun is not in Queen Totti's cards, so their carefree spirits are huge targets for her to attack. The mere fact that they hold court with Josephine is a double whammy, and Totti has declared that they must go. Is this declaration a true dissolution of the Royal family, or is this just a ratings grab?
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