We Don't Need No Fabrication

War has broken out in the Royal family. Queen Totti is playing the blame game, and no one is immune.  Except Drucilla Dimwitty.

Drucilla, fresh off the stage from her Crazy Train concert, has suddenly been cast in the role of "Mother Teresa" by Queen Totti. Look up perfect mother in the dictionary, and Totti has forced the publisher to place Drucilla's photo.

And where does the blame lie? Smack on the shoulders of Josephine Half-Breed and her cousins.

Anyone and everyone that will listen is bombarded with a full on assault of punctuationless Royal edicts penned by the Queen. She only preys upon those she feels are weak, instead of Conversating with The Enlightened Ones.

The Queen has pronounced Drucilla as Mother of the Year, and it must be true, because she doesn't fabricate the truth.

Skulls, Anonymous, and Illuminati Part 46

The Enlightened Ones went through a period of tricking and drudgery before casting light upon the falsehoods. During this terrible time, many had joined secret societies to discuss other secret societies and their music speeds. When everything blew up, it took a speed reader to make it through all of the screenshots thrown up and taken down in quick succession. Everyone had something to say, and had copied someone saying it in one of a bevy of secret groups.

When the kindom entered into The Enlightened Ones new age, so many feelings were trampled by the deceit and double talk that had occurred. Everyone either came out in the open or hid like a snake.

Two short weeks later, and secret societies have cropped up again like mushrooms on a pile of dung. At least they are appropriately named after the members of the group. In one such group, Totti and Meany have rejoined forces, because one is always weary of what the other one is saying.

I have decided to create a secret society, so that we can discuss what a secret society is saying about another secret society.  It is secret, so you are not allowed to know who else is in this secret group, because it's a secret. So close your eyes!

Who am I kidding? People who have nothing to hide have no need to partake in a secret society. As The Enlightened Ones know, if someone isn't willing to say it in public, it probably isn't true.

Meany Goes for Curtain Number 2

In a previous installment, we were left with the cliffhanger of whether Meany would go with one of two choices.

"1. Meany realizes that Queen Totti is offering Meany's head on a rhinestone studded platter. Meany provides proof that she has, in fact, communicated with Queen Totti.

2. Meany has been lying all along, and she simply disappears. Meany's only true connection to fame was through her "special" connection to Totti McStotty. There is no use in keeping up the Queen Totti friendship facade any longer."

Meany is sending messages from Siberia, trying to win the good favor of anyone who will listen. Since Queen Totti has made no public appeals for Meany's forgiveness from her legion of fans, Meany has read the writing on the wall. Meany Bigmouth's biggest skill is her gift of gab, which got her into her current position in the first place.

Will society welcome Meany Bigmouth back into good graces? Or has the world stopped drinking Meany's berry favored Kool Aid?