We Don't Need No Fabrication

War has broken out in the Royal family. Queen Totti is playing the blame game, and no one is immune.  Except Drucilla Dimwitty.

Drucilla, fresh off the stage from her Crazy Train concert, has suddenly been cast in the role of "Mother Teresa" by Queen Totti. Look up perfect mother in the dictionary, and Totti has forced the publisher to place Drucilla's photo.

And where does the blame lie? Smack on the shoulders of Josephine Half-Breed and her cousins.

Anyone and everyone that will listen is bombarded with a full on assault of punctuationless Royal edicts penned by the Queen. She only preys upon those she feels are weak, instead of Conversating with The Enlightened Ones.

The Queen has pronounced Drucilla as Mother of the Year, and it must be true, because she doesn't fabricate the truth.

Everyone Wants The Truth But No One Wants To Be Honest

Last night, one of the Grand Ball preliminary events took place. Only parts of the Royal Family were present, but they were definitely enough. Drucilla Dimwitty, Queen Totti's fierce protector, showed a less than scrupulous demeanor. That is the nicest thing I can say about her behavior.

Meanwhile, everyone's wild child, Josephine Half-Baked, was the calm and courteous one. She was well behaved, and was a saint compared to Drucilla.

Today, members of the kingdom had sordid opinions about Drucilla's antics. Many pointed out that Josephine had matured, but Drucilla had digressed into a royal embarassment. Yet, Queen Totti was quick to correct people's comments with her own version of reality.

Yes, Queen Totti threw Josephine Half-Baked under the bus, and insisted that Drucilla had actually transformed into a wonderful mother. If anything, Josephine's current behavior was worse than Drucilla's behavior that was displayed at the preliminary event.

Does Josephine know about Queen Totti's betrayal? Would Josephine like to have proof of such scandalous claims?

Meme Thinks You Are Finished

Special shout-out to all of my friends who joined in on our Twitter chat tonight. I saved a few memes just for you.

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