Fits, Shans, and All That Jazz

As my dear old pappy used to say: "look out son, the fit is about to hit the Shan."

Ok, who am I kidding? Pappy never censored anything in his life, and the dirtier the word, the better he liked it. I knew the entire Sailor's Dictionary by the age of six, and those four letter mangers used to roll right off my tongue.

Those that are still standing, after this diabolical secret meeting mess, are ducking for cover. Exposed pulled the Truth Door halfway open, and Secret Garden Exposed slung the door the rest of the way open and stepped through it... reminiscent of the time when Elton John burst through the closet door, and let it "all hang out."

Meany Bigmouth stood upon her platform and decreed that certain individuals were to be exiled and tormented. However, we now get to see exactly who constructed the platform that gave Meany the means and access to act like a tyrant. Meany played a big, loud, despicable part, but her supporting cast has now made top billing.

While I am on the subject, before I sign off, I have one thing to say. And YES, I am going to blur the line and refer to present day situations with direct connotations. Meany and her comrades are disgusting, vile human beings for tormenting a girl who very visibly has issues. I cannot believe that my own eyes read Meany "accusing ***** of using her physical disability to get sympathy."

Your mother would be ashamed of you, Meany. You had better hope I am never able to track her, because I have no other desire than to expose you for the vile creature that you are. Karma is an unrelenting bitch that will strike you down for making fun of the less fortunate. If I see anyone else, past or present, attacking a person with obvious physical and mental issues, you will deal with me.

Consider this as me throwing down the gauntlet, BITCH. King Richard has spoken.