Robbing The Cradle: Rock A Bye Baby

Ahhhh, Drucilla Dimwitty... More than 2 years difference under the age of 18 will catch you a felony.

Queen Totti, happy to have the heat off of her, has taken the direction of the tweety birds in order to reach out to her people. All three of them.

She is still singing the praises of Drucilla, and what a beautiful mother she is.

However, the "mothering" part applies to her new beau, not her offspring.

Questions have swirled about the true age of Heady, her teen for the spring. Seventeen has been tossed about, which would make this Union a little less unholy.

Except a pesky little previous post revealed his age to be.... 15 going on 16.

Always make sure your lips match the words, because 17 and 15 look nothing alike.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall... How do you know this? His Facebook Wall."