Queen Totti is showing her fear.
She has ran several public service announcements, haphazardly tying people together for sins of long ago.
"Do not give out personal information about the royal family, for you put our lives in peril!!" She cries mid announcement.
But Totti doesn't realize that she, alone, is the distributor of damaging information. Someone should have warned her:
"If you don't have anything nice to say... Say nothing at all.
DON'T FORM A SECRET SOCIETY."
Showing posts with label secret societies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label secret societies. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 4, 2015
Would You Like to Sponsor a Child?
I have learned something over the past few days. If you make the decision to anger people, you better make sure you have cleaned house. If you haven't, and you go after The Enlightened Ones, they will quickly bond together and sink your ship.
How many times have you watched television, and saw a commercial about helping the starving children? St.Jude, Unicef, and Make A Wish all provide help to deserving children and their families. Does anyone happen to have their number? The WAAAAAmbulance might need their services.
That's right folks, begging on the street doesn't just happen in the poorer sections of the kingdom. In certain circles, certain royal folks have claimed destitution, eagerly accepting help from adoring subjects.
Everyone is sick in some way or another, but sick in the head doesn't constitute fabrication of circumstances.
How many times have you watched television, and saw a commercial about helping the starving children? St.Jude, Unicef, and Make A Wish all provide help to deserving children and their families. Does anyone happen to have their number? The WAAAAAmbulance might need their services.
That's right folks, begging on the street doesn't just happen in the poorer sections of the kingdom. In certain circles, certain royal folks have claimed destitution, eagerly accepting help from adoring subjects.
Everyone is sick in some way or another, but sick in the head doesn't constitute fabrication of circumstances.
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Skulls, Anonymous, and Illuminati Part 46
The Enlightened Ones went through a period of tricking and drudgery before casting light upon the falsehoods. During this terrible time, many had joined secret societies to discuss other secret societies and their music speeds. When everything blew up, it took a speed reader to make it through all of the screenshots thrown up and taken down in quick succession. Everyone had something to say, and had copied someone saying it in one of a bevy of secret groups.
When the kindom entered into The Enlightened Ones new age, so many feelings were trampled by the deceit and double talk that had occurred. Everyone either came out in the open or hid like a snake.
Two short weeks later, and secret societies have cropped up again like mushrooms on a pile of dung. At least they are appropriately named after the members of the group. In one such group, Totti and Meany have rejoined forces, because one is always weary of what the other one is saying.
I have decided to create a secret society, so that we can discuss what a secret society is saying about another secret society. It is secret, so you are not allowed to know who else is in this secret group, because it's a secret. So close your eyes!
Who am I kidding? People who have nothing to hide have no need to partake in a secret society. As The Enlightened Ones know, if someone isn't willing to say it in public, it probably isn't true.
When the kindom entered into The Enlightened Ones new age, so many feelings were trampled by the deceit and double talk that had occurred. Everyone either came out in the open or hid like a snake.
Two short weeks later, and secret societies have cropped up again like mushrooms on a pile of dung. At least they are appropriately named after the members of the group. In one such group, Totti and Meany have rejoined forces, because one is always weary of what the other one is saying.
I have decided to create a secret society, so that we can discuss what a secret society is saying about another secret society. It is secret, so you are not allowed to know who else is in this secret group, because it's a secret. So close your eyes!
Who am I kidding? People who have nothing to hide have no need to partake in a secret society. As The Enlightened Ones know, if someone isn't willing to say it in public, it probably isn't true.
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