Things didn't go well after Drucilla's disastrous public spectacle, and Queen Totti realized she needed new blood on her army if she were to battle Josephine Half-Baked.
Queen Totti will be adding a fresh face to the Royal lineup. Meany Bigmouth!
Meany has taken the Queen's last name, and will soon be joining Totti in the Royal palace. At least, that's what she says she will be doing. She has officially changed her name in the book, and is boring everyone with the details of her grand coming out party.
Meany's story is believable, because she's about the only one in the kingdom that still likes her. Unless you count Drucilla Dimwitty, but that vote only counts as half a vote due to the number of lost brain cells.
Is Meany on her way to the big leagues? Or is Queen Totti grasping for straws? Meany can't claim she was hacked, because the proof exists otherwise.
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