All the world is a stage, and dragging in other characters to stab each other in the heart is the name of the game.
Fertile Myrtle: Enter stage left
Fertile Myrtle has been blessed with beauty, and has a bevy of suitors crediting that fact. Fertile Myrtle has had men in her life, but her love of the chase has eliminated any hope of long term commitment. Fertile Myrtle has entered into the grand kingdom with a defined purpose: join Queen Totti's team and take down Josephine.
Fertile Myrtle is beguiling as much as she is beguiled: holding her attention to any task not directly related to the opposite sex will prove taxing to Queen Totti McStotty. However, Totti will do whatever it takes to make Fertile Myrtle her gladiator. She has lost all of her other protectors, some through no fault of her own.
Meany Bigmouth is lying low and polishing her new image sans Totti.
Drucilla Dimwitty's thinly veiled public relations spin has turned into a tornado, spotlighting her ridiculous attempts at being noble.
Will Fertile Myrtle prove to be a valuable asset to Queen Totti? Or will Fertile Myrtle hear the gentleman nymph's siren and quickly go back to her "lover not a fighter" stance?
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