Multiple Personality Disorder

Meany Bigmouth is suffering from a serious malady, which might explain why she has been caught using different personas of late. She has multiple personality disorder.

She still proclaims her innocence through multiple mouthpieces, one of which is a staunch supporter of the long winded tart. But don't blame Meany; she cannot help herself. She does not know what each personality is saying.

I hope you do not have any of her multiple personalities as a friend, because you really do not know who you are communicating with. They are easy to spot, because at some point they all live at the same address on Wildhaven.

It's true, because my Native American friend "whitepages" said so.