When the Head and Mouth Fit, You Must Acquit!

Queen Totti's desperation has reached new heights, and she has been forced to play the card she knows is a risky move. Necessity is the bigmouth of invention.

Meany has been summonsed to the Royal palace! And on cue, her big mouth has been telling anyone who will listen. Meany Bigmouth has hit the gypsy lottery! It's me, she exclaimed. They like me, the really, really like me! (Grammar, we know, is not her strong suit.)

Meany Bigmouth is not smart enough to recognize she is a pawn being played to ensure the Royal photo ops necessary to commence the Grand Ball. How could she recognize her pawn status? After all, Queen Totti didn't whisper it in her ear... And we all know Meany is just a mouthpiece.

Meany Bigmouth needs to be careful now that she has breached the Royal compound. Whether it is due to the large amount of oxygen absorbed through her mouth, or because of her belief in her own self importance, Meany's head as grown rather large and offensive. Meany Bigmouth must realize there is only one Queen. Hence, there is only one star in this show.

Grand Ball and the Cancellation Threat

Queen Totti's plan to stir up interest in the Grand Ball by way of controversy has backfired, and the party is under threat of cancellation if things do not improve.

The discord between Totti and he royal family has reach a fevered pitch, and the court Lords have informed Queen Totti to fix it, or else. It seems as if the Royal family (Josephine, etc.) refuse to partake in precipitous photo ops, leaving the fate of the Grand Ball in peril.

With everything crumbling around her, Queen Totti has begun a campaign of sympathy and good will. Is it a little too little too late? Or will Ambassador Totti garner the good graces of family members she eagerly portrayed as foolish just a few weeks ago?

Totti wishes she had not bitten the hand that fed her, and her forlorn tales of woe to elicit sympathy are falling upon deaf ears. The Enlightened Ones are casting light into every corner, and making sure they lengthen everyone's short memory span. Is it time to elect a new Queen?

Coming out of the Dark: Cinderella Noble

One of the more likable members of the Royal Family is Cinderella Noble. Throughout all of the tricking and drudgery, Cinderella has been the smartest and sanest of them all. She has always taken a backseat to her sister's foolishness, not asking for anything in return.

Cinderella is a new mother, and is the only one who seems to truly relish her new baby. She loves her baby, and is always doting on her newborn. (Unlike many, she is actually IN the same house as her baby.)

Queen Totti has made public appeals to have the newborn brought to the castle, for the positive press of a bundle of joy would throw favor towards the Royal family. She was unable to be present at the Royal birth, because it happened so quickly she had no time to travel. Queen Totti must see the beloved new Royal, at once.

Except Totti has forgotten that Cinderella announced a week prior to the actual birth that she would be entering the hospital to bring forth her new baby. Cinderella, like any proud future mom, made sure everyone knew that she would be induced that next Friday. Seven days notice, giving the Queen ample time to make the journey to usher in the new Royal. However, Queen Totti did not go forth to support the Royal birth, and Cinderella has not forgotten.

Will Queen Totti stand for this public humiliation? Do The Enlightened Ones think Cinderella may make a wonderful new Queen?

Benjamins Baby

We haven't heard much from Josephine Half-Baked lately. After her official banishment from the kingdom, she has worked hard on cleaning up the damage she still lays claim to. What once was old has now become new, and her public social circle has slightly shifted. Or so it seems...

The Grand Ball of Spring is only days away, and so royalty has began the preparations for the great exhibition. After all, if the kingdom does not attend, the rule of the elite shall wither away. Forgiveness is being touted wherever one looks, but the underground forgiveness took place long before. In fact, the kingdom is unaware that the Grand Ball has already begun, with the jousting and tangling set forth in motion to get the attention of the people. So much preparation must occur in order to guarantee the financial success of the official commencement.

Give the people what they want, but activate the dog and pony show in order for the people to want to attend. It's all about the Benjamins, baby.

Drucilla the Gilded has lost her Polish

Drucilla Dimwitty rose to the occasion, just as expected. The timing was hard to pinpoint, but the outcome remained on course. Once again, I am reminded of my dear uncle's dedication to the tenants of his program. Insanity is expecting different results from the same actions.

She is a beauty, no doubt. But the spirited defense of Queen Totti fell by the wayside, and she has once again morphed into a self serving subject. Drucilla has forgotten that the grand ball is coming soon, and her invitation will hinge on her favor of the grand kingdom.

Drucilla's next lesson should be learning how to maneuver in this new period called "the enlightening of the people." Now that the light switch has been flipped on, painting a picture of virtue will be harder to accomplish. The kingdom has become wise to the false images they have been fed for quite some time. Garnering good graces will actually depend on tangible actions demonstrating virtue.

Your move, Drucilla.

Hear Ye!!! Hear Ye!!!

Welcome to the first installment of King Richard's Court.

Today, we pronounce Queen Totti marime. You shall no longer threaten people by posing as the royal police.

Continue such frivolous behavior and reap the consequences.

So sayeth Richard Mullens, King of the Gypsies.

Petunia Pilferfoot and her Sticky Fingers Habit

Petunia was able to take control of the "leaked photo" controversy rather quickly. She can only hope that no one was able to get a screenshot of her posed on the floor, for that information flies directly in the face of her feeble job protests.

Petunia Pilferfoot definitely loves her children. Not only does she love taking photos of them, but she also likes taking them out in public. Whenever one sees Petunia, she is always with a stroller and out shopping.

Yet one slick security guard happened to mention that the stroller serves two purposes. The first purpose is to carry her child/children. The other is to serve as a cart for all of her wares that she may/may not have remembered to purchase.

Poor Petunia.... one day her fingers are going to stick to handcuffs if she is not more careful.

~~Beep~Beep~~ Barbie and Ken

While the kingdom is reeling from a new round of informants and their deluge of spoiled alliances, no one has noticed the arrival of Barbie and Ken in their purple love bug. But Barbie likes attention, and the arrival of a new royal will quickly have Queen Totti seething through her bleached white pearls.

Everybody enjoys a good love story, and Barbie and Ken aim to please. With their beautiful smiles and their perfectly coiffed locks, their mission is to leave a trail of envy in their dust. They have been off, galavanting up and down the highways, painting a rosy love-laced picture of perfection. They are like a Monet painting; from a distance, you see the beauty, but up close you notice the flaws. Whirling around, laughing and playing, you would almost forget that their union is forged in criminality. But that is what happens when you garner attention for your beauty... you put a huge target on your back.

Both Barbie and Ken have sordid pasts, but they plan on leaving them there. The royalty is starting to gather in Queen Totti's domain, because the grand ball is about to begin. NOBODY misses a party!

Will the past deceits of Barbie and Ken come to harm their future? Or can they use that love-colored paintbrush to create a new portrait of their union?

Pink said it best...

Please do not think I have left you, my forgotten friends. I simply have to be more crafty in my ways to tell my story.

The loyal subjects have been on a spree, outing and reporting anyone to the royal court that dares defy Queen Totti. But be not mistaken, even Totti's "public enemies" are secret loyal friends, for publicity is the name of this moneymaking game.

Please don't leave me, for I promise, the best is yet to come. Once I was reported, but then I learned the game.

http://pixgood.com/please-dont-leave-me-pink-album-cover.html

Dropping like Flies while others Drop It Like It's Hot

Whew, I have had a nasty virus for a few days. I should have known I was going to get it, with all of the people around me dropping like flies from this health wrecker.

Speaking of dropping like flies... Seems like Queen Totti's underground friends are dropping out into the open with the stealth of a B2 bomber. Which of Totti's friends are real and which are fake? Which friends have remained loyal to Queen Totti, and which ones are making side deals to remain hidden from view?  Meany has not evacuated Totti's friend list.. she has simply switched to her new identity. But Meany has talked out of so many sides of her mouth that even she has forgotten what she has said.

Pesky Screenshots are like the inoculations of truth in this sordid society.

My what tangled webs weave... when first we practice LOYALTY.

Birds of a Feather Post Together

I spent my morning with my newspaper, followed by a good chuckle over cushter posts. My mother taught me a valuable lesson at an early age:

"Caker pen chichi to the dinlers without evidence."

I get misty-eyed thinking back to her wonderful ways. She was such a wise woman, a beauty through and through.

All of these tales with scandal and deviousness swarmed around in my head. Something seemed very familiar about it all, but I could not quite put my finger on it. A dog barking up a tree caught my attention, and it suddenly dawned on me. Tales always have traditional elements, usually teaching a proverb at the end. The tales I had been reading always flattered those who were the subject, showing such beautiful points of view with pictures and words. If I had not known differently, I might actually believe the subjects of those tales were truly as kind as their author had presented them to be.

My mind suddenly jumped to scandal, and I realized it was as if I was reading in the mirror. The same tales were being authored in scandal, with subjects painted as beautiful portraits. Scandalous tales full of fictitious flattery were everywhere that I looked. At least in the beginning.

Authors often write under pseudonyms, covering two different types of genres. I started to wonder if all of the stories I was reading were penned by the same person. What are the chances?

Go back in time and read posts on different pages. See the similarities?

Woof, woof.

Snooze and Lose

I got tired of waiting around for the official page.

So I took matters into my own hands.

Welcome to the legit Gypsy-Gossip page.