Gotta Be Nick G

Queen Totti is not one to be giving child rearing advice.

Sure, when you raise as many as she claims, it's easy to have one turn out badly. But two?

We knew Drucilla Dimwitty was bad news, with her lackluster parenting skills and her partying ways. But Nick G takes the cake!

Everyone is pretending to be someone they are not. Queen Totti is claiming to be royalty, and Nick G is pretending to be gainfully employed.

The Enlightened Ones have seen his work, and more than one has noted his strong resemblance to a Vegas show.