Monday, March 2, 2015

When the Head and Mouth Fit, You Must Acquit!

Queen Totti's desperation has reached new heights, and she has been forced to play the card she knows is a risky move. Necessity is the bigmouth of invention.

Meany has been summonsed to the Royal palace! And on cue, her big mouth has been telling anyone who will listen. Meany Bigmouth has hit the gypsy lottery! It's me, she exclaimed. They like me, the really, really like me! (Grammar, we know, is not her strong suit.)

Meany Bigmouth is not smart enough to recognize she is a pawn being played to ensure the Royal photo ops necessary to commence the Grand Ball. How could she recognize her pawn status? After all, Queen Totti didn't whisper it in her ear... And we all know Meany is just a mouthpiece.

Meany Bigmouth needs to be careful now that she has breached the Royal compound. Whether it is due to the large amount of oxygen absorbed through her mouth, or because of her belief in her own self importance, Meany's head as grown rather large and offensive. Meany Bigmouth must realize there is only one Queen. Hence, there is only one star in this show.

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