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Not what Meany and Co. want you to believe. The Enlightened Ones have grown in number, and want nothing to do with "Trash Talk with Fake Feuders." Bravo! I am very proud of you!

Queen Totti is happy to finally have a break. Not for long!

An Enlightened Individual shared with me an interesting factoid that I admit, has piqued my interest. Writing is as unique as a fingerprint, when your grammatical grasp is as maligned as we have all been forced to read. For example, Totti McStotty has never met a punctuation mark she liked.

Meany Bigmouth likes to throw in slurs like "hoe" and fifty exclamation points, as if we didn't get the point with one. She strings together words to create dramatic adjectives that she slings from post to post. Don't believe me? Go read a few on you own for reference.

The Enlightened Individual shared with me a post from long ago, where someone with a derivative of Meany's name commented on the Queen's Royal edict. Strangely, this particular citizen spoke in exactly the same style as Meany. However, this subject didn't look anything like the photo that adorns Meany Bigmouth's ID. 

If you are a supporter of Meany, ask her to show you a picture of herself holding up today's date. Make sure it shows her face, so that you are able to ascertain exactly who is in the photo. Photoshop is for liars, so clear up any confusion as to who you are really talking to.

That is all.

Introducing: Patsy Whine

Queen Totti is ignoring my offer to prove her gypsy heritage, so please forward this post to her so she can see I am willing to pay to prove she is truly a royal, via Jack Pearce.

Patsy Whine is related to the Queen indirectly, but has more Royal blood in her big toe than Queen Totti has in her whole body.

Patsy Whine is perfectly willing to steal Dixie Undertire's crooning thunder. She has been more successful, actually singing for audiences NOT from the front seat of her car.

But Patsy Whine has a little bit of a pitch problem; Little being relative to a little leak at the Japanese nuclear reactor plant.

Patsy has figured out how to solve her problem. One of her latest videos has her singing a cover song, and the performance is actually pretty good, if you close your eyes.

About one minute into the song, it becomes apparent that Patsy Whine is not trying to eat the microphone, but instead use it to hide her mouth. It is her voice singing, but she is definitely not doing a live performance.

Patsy has prerecorded her track, and the reason it sounds as if she can actually sing is due to the "auto tune" feature that corrects your pitch.

Most will be fooled by Patsy Whine's cover, or should I say "cover up." But then again, when the ruling Royal has no Royal blood in her veins, does it really matter that the Royal singer can't really sing?

Challenge Issued - Legitimize Yourself

Would America watch a Football game played by Ballerinas?

Would True Blood have been so successful if the stars were mimes?

When we watch a show, we want the characters to be authentic. So why would we watch a show called "Gypsy Sisters" when there is doubt they are real gypsies?

I am issuing a challenge to the Queen Matriarch. I will pay for you to take the Ancestry DNA challenge to put all of this doubt to rest. However, the results have to be sent to our resident Gypsy, Jack Pearce.

Prove me wrong, and take the test.

Gotta Be Nick G

Queen Totti is not one to be giving child rearing advice.

Sure, when you raise as many as she claims, it's easy to have one turn out badly. But two?

We knew Drucilla Dimwitty was bad news, with her lackluster parenting skills and her partying ways. But Nick G takes the cake!

Everyone is pretending to be someone they are not. Queen Totti is claiming to be royalty, and Nick G is pretending to be gainfully employed.

The Enlightened Ones have seen his work, and more than one has noted his strong resemblance to a Vegas show.

The Path To Stardom

Robert Frost wanted to try his luck on the road less traveled, but he was a brilliant poet from a bygone era.

When you are not as bright as Robert, you tend to stick with what you know. We are not referring to something as prestigious as the Coca Cola formula, but more along the lines of a dog wearing a path into the grass as it circles the yard next to the fence.

Queen Totti knows that her time in power is growing to a close, unless she can reinvent her royal family with characters she can better control. Ergo, her minions.

She has selected new siblings to carry on family tradition, and each new invitee has a preset part to play, or they will suffer the consequences.

Firing up every faculty she possesses, and that ain't much folks, she has thought through the family storyline and determined exactly which member does what - and whom. Do not stray from the formula of success. Or more accurately, do not abandon your storyline so that Totti still appear to be the fairest of them all.

Fertile Myrtle has been tapped to carry on in the role of Frack. She must behave and speak exactly the way Frack has done, even so much as slurping around with Frack's sloppy seconds. While Fertile Myrtle is happy to comply (because she can easily get down with OPP), Totti's ulterior motive is coming to light. Queen Totti wants to show Frack who is boss, throwing Mr. Mumbles blossoming relationship with Fertile Myrtle in Frack's face.

Merry Christmas - General Hospital Style

A Special Late Edition from The Court of King Richard:

"A few weeks ago, one of my favorite commentators was sent a message from a fake account. The person identified themselves as Queen Totti, and told him he was about to be indicted.

When this message came to light, Totti screamed her usual M.O.  It was a Jacks Hack!

Except new evidence has been produced in the Garden of the Kingdom, and Queen Totti herself admitted to sending the threats to both my friend and another young lady.

They will be posted on GypsyTruth 2 shortly.

I guess the queen is fake on more than one front.

King Richard has Spoken."

Hot Chocolate Without Chocolate Is Hot Water

And speaking of hot water, some of you are neck deep.

But that is another story.

Truth and enlightenment have been freely flowing throughout the kingdom. The figurative light has been flipped on, and rats are scurrying for cover.

Now that the side plates have quit spinning, focus has once again returned to the Royal family. However, Queen Totti is trying to dodge a fundamental truth that is staring her in the face. Or more accurately, is flowing through her veins.

Totti's only claim to the throne is by her Royal Bloodline.

Except questions have arisen over exactly how Royal it is. Or is not.

Imagine the coup if the Enlightened Ones were to find out that their self appointed ruler should not rule at all?

Queen Totti could put all innuendos to rest by simply taking one of those $99 Ancestry DNA tests.

Does she really have a choice?

Robbing The Cradle: Rock A Bye Baby

Ahhhh, Drucilla Dimwitty... More than 2 years difference under the age of 18 will catch you a felony.

Queen Totti, happy to have the heat off of her, has taken the direction of the tweety birds in order to reach out to her people. All three of them.

She is still singing the praises of Drucilla, and what a beautiful mother she is.

However, the "mothering" part applies to her new beau, not her offspring.

Questions have swirled about the true age of Heady, her teen for the spring. Seventeen has been tossed about, which would make this Union a little less unholy.

Except a pesky little previous post revealed his age to be.... 15 going on 16.

Always make sure your lips match the words, because 17 and 15 look nothing alike.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall... How do you know this? His Facebook Wall."

Say It Ain't So

Queen Totti is the master at manipulating. She has utilized her minions to do her evil bidding, in order to make a living at being Royalty. Everything she says must be taken with a grain of salt, but sometimes there is a kernel of truth to her rant.

Frack, of Frick and Frack fame, has a child shacked up with someone who may/may not be committing a felony. Not only are they cohabitating, they are pretending to be parents. Who has offered up their child to perpetuate this practice? Why, none other than Josephine Half-Baked. While she is continually providing evidence that she indeed has her child, she is contradicting Totti's evil accusations that their mother raises her children. But pay close attention to the number of photographs of her son as opposed to the number of photographs of her daughter.

Either everyone is shacked up together in the same house, or Frack's daughter has Josephine's daughter a week at a time. Either situation is less than desirable.

Shhhh can You Hear It?

The sound of camaraderie is quietly wafting through the air. No fights, no arguments, no public outcries of disloyalty. All is well in the kingdom. The reason? Filming has commenced.

Someone forgot to tell Fertile Myrtle that evidence of filming is not to be released to the public, because unwanteds may show up. Radio silence must occur for story lines not to be compromised. She did her best to hide her mistake, but Enlightened Minds screens shotted it.

Ironically, the only ones with missing time segments are Totti, Fertile, and Barbie. Have they managed to kick Josephine and Frick-Frack to the curb? They all despise each other, you know.

Don't count on it. Public feuding = Ratings Bonanza.

The Catastrophic Diss

Cinderella Noble recently took her baby in for a check up and shots. As with all new mothers, she reached out for solace from members of the kingdom and the Royal Family.

Queen Totti did not offer encouragement, or even acknowledge, the new mother's plight Cinderella was experiencing. Not a like, nor even a wink.

I guess no one had time to film Totti making a public announcement for Cinderella's baby. Only one word comes to mind: despicable.

Hold Friends Close and Hold Enemies Closer

Dixie Undertire is singing her heart out, preparing for her upcoming Grand Ball gig. She smells blood in the water, so she is busy jockeying for position as the next Royal family member.

You see, Totti is busy behind the scenes, planning the departure of three key figures. Everyone is running a game on each other, and while the three amigos think Totti is just drumming up publicity to increase the Benjamins taken in at the Grand Ball, she is actually having them replaced by three she can control.

If Totti gets her way:

Josephine, Frick, and Frack exit stage left

Fertile Myrtle, Drucilla Dimwitty, and an unknown enter Stage right

Dixie Undertire is doing everything possible to secure the third position. She has tucked MCM away, and is playing nice with Drucilla Dimwitty. Funny thing is, if Dixie knew what Drucilla said about MCM, she would not be quick to side with her.

Will the three amigos see beneath Totti's lame promises that the drama is just for ratings and realize their days are numbered? Will Dixie see through Drucilla? Does Drucilla know that more than two years under the legal age is a felony, and not marriage material?

Public Service Announcement from Totti and Meany

Meany is in the front, and Totti is in the back. Their pain is real.

You Dropped A Bomb on Me, Baby

Josephine Half-Baked has avoided Queen Totti publicly for quite some time. Whether she truly had her feelings hurt by Totti's slight, or the idea that this whole public diss is ratings-orchestrated, Josephine has found solace in the company of others. Namely Frick and Frack Fructose.

Frick and Frack Frutose are the ying and yang of Gypsy royalty. They spend time together without battling, they get attention without having to degrade others, and they seem to generally have fun.

Fun is not in Queen Totti's cards, so their carefree spirits are huge targets for her to attack. The mere fact that they hold court with Josephine is a double whammy, and Totti has declared that they must go. Is this declaration a true dissolution of the Royal family, or is this just a ratings grab?

A Canned Interview

When things seem to be slow in the kingdom, Queen Totti creates drama to draw attention. She tried it with Cinderella, basically making a mockery of Cinderella's relationship in the public eye to garner sympathy. When Cinderella's life was stable, and she had actually started a family, Totti dropped her like a hot rock to find other suckers to wrangle.

Totti has gone on a public rampage, badmouthing her royal family members with insults about parenting and partying. Her new topic of the day is Drucilla, because she is the only other person who will converse with her.

But the biggest ruse of all is the lie the kingdom is asked to believe about the Royal family at this very moment. Each plays a character, such as Drucilla being the party girl, and it is quickly becoming apparent that their acting ability garners no academy awards.

Don't you find it strange that Josephine Half-Baked doesn't speak up for herself when Queen Totti badmouths her publicly? Josephine, who is no stranger to arguments, has not made one comment in regards to the public humiliation Queen Totti has dished to her. In fact, none of the other family members have uttered a peep in self defense.

This show is their livelihood, and is dependent upon viewers. The Grand Ball is coming up soon, and any publicity is good publicity. Are we the ones getting the wool pulled over our eyes? Have any Enlightened Ones noticed this odd behavior?

The Newest Royal Family Member

Things didn't go well after Drucilla's disastrous public spectacle, and Queen Totti realized she needed new blood on her army if she were to battle Josephine Half-Baked.

Queen Totti will be adding a fresh face to the Royal lineup. Meany Bigmouth!

Meany has taken the Queen's last name, and will soon be joining Totti in the Royal palace. At least, that's what she says she will be doing. She has officially changed her name in the book, and is boring everyone with the details of her grand coming out party.

Meany's story is believable, because she's about the only one in the kingdom that still likes her. Unless you count Drucilla Dimwitty, but that vote only counts as half a vote due to the number of lost brain cells.

Is Meany on her way to the big leagues? Or is Queen Totti grasping for straws? Meany can't claim she was hacked, because the proof exists otherwise.

Something Wicked This Way Comes

Coming to a venue near you: Queen Totti and the Fabricators.

Here is your chance to score a photo with the self-appointed head of the Royal Family.

Bring your cash to get a photo with the Queen. Another small fee allows you to gaze upon her beauty, and if you are willing to mortgage your home, you can shake her hand!!

When will you ever again be able to stand in the presence of greatness?

We Don't Need No Fabrication

War has broken out in the Royal family. Queen Totti is playing the blame game, and no one is immune.  Except Drucilla Dimwitty.

Drucilla, fresh off the stage from her Crazy Train concert, has suddenly been cast in the role of "Mother Teresa" by Queen Totti. Look up perfect mother in the dictionary, and Totti has forced the publisher to place Drucilla's photo.

And where does the blame lie? Smack on the shoulders of Josephine Half-Breed and her cousins.

Anyone and everyone that will listen is bombarded with a full on assault of punctuationless Royal edicts penned by the Queen. She only preys upon those she feels are weak, instead of Conversating with The Enlightened Ones.

The Queen has pronounced Drucilla as Mother of the Year, and it must be true, because she doesn't fabricate the truth.

Banned is Not Spelled H-A-C-K-E-D

A couple of days ago, Queen Totti went on a rampage, threatening certain Enlightened Ones of crimes that she felt they had perpetrated. She sent out a royal edict, naming the guilty parties and their heinous acts of heresy.

She produced evidence that she claimed linked the heretics with their alleged crimes, although many questioned if the proof even pertained to her claims. She became infuriated at the notion that anyone dare question the queen, and her fury only upped her game.

She was banned from one of the Royal social media channels for the very acts of treason she accused the Enlightened Ones of doing. Banned, for seven days.

Suddenly, a proclamation began circulating throughout the royal channels, saying she had been HACKED. She lost the ability to utilize social media because someone HACKED her again.

Unless HACKED is a pseudonym for something else, one of the royal hangers-on need to educate Queen Totti on the difference between HACKED and BANNED.

That is all.

Everyone Wants The Truth But No One Wants To Be Honest

Last night, one of the Grand Ball preliminary events took place. Only parts of the Royal Family were present, but they were definitely enough. Drucilla Dimwitty, Queen Totti's fierce protector, showed a less than scrupulous demeanor. That is the nicest thing I can say about her behavior.

Meanwhile, everyone's wild child, Josephine Half-Baked, was the calm and courteous one. She was well behaved, and was a saint compared to Drucilla.

Today, members of the kingdom had sordid opinions about Drucilla's antics. Many pointed out that Josephine had matured, but Drucilla had digressed into a royal embarassment. Yet, Queen Totti was quick to correct people's comments with her own version of reality.

Yes, Queen Totti threw Josephine Half-Baked under the bus, and insisted that Drucilla had actually transformed into a wonderful mother. If anything, Josephine's current behavior was worse than Drucilla's behavior that was displayed at the preliminary event.

Does Josephine know about Queen Totti's betrayal? Would Josephine like to have proof of such scandalous claims?