Putting On A Show

Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

How cute, Barbie made Ken the love of her life today. He is totally her WCW.

But last week, he was no where to be found. He wasn't her Friday, Thursday, or even her See You Next Tuesday.

That is because he was out of town, and she was out of her mind, and what he was up to was nobody's business.

Maybe he was getting his fresh wax on.

--- HONK !!!

6 Months BKB

Barbie has been quite saucy, as of late. She has been tooting her horn and revving the engine, alerting all to her royal status. With Ken by her side, she demands attention and respect.

Barbie doesn't think anyone knows of Ken's past conquests, because nothing existed before Ken and Barbie (BKB). Why should anyone remember, because everything revolves around her universe. Or so she thinks.

Ken has been quite the ladies man, and his ladystealth has been polished with plenty of practice. Why, just last spring Ken traversed to Atlantic City with his lady of the season. Hitting the slots with a new mommy was just the fun he needed.

But it's a Barbie's World, and she's a Barbie girl, so Ken's past discretions will be left behind in a cloud of dust as they spin off in her Barbiemobile. ~~Beep Beep~~

~~Beep~Beep~~ Barbie and Ken

While the kingdom is reeling from a new round of informants and their deluge of spoiled alliances, no one has noticed the arrival of Barbie and Ken in their purple love bug. But Barbie likes attention, and the arrival of a new royal will quickly have Queen Totti seething through her bleached white pearls.

Everybody enjoys a good love story, and Barbie and Ken aim to please. With their beautiful smiles and their perfectly coiffed locks, their mission is to leave a trail of envy in their dust. They have been off, galavanting up and down the highways, painting a rosy love-laced picture of perfection. They are like a Monet painting; from a distance, you see the beauty, but up close you notice the flaws. Whirling around, laughing and playing, you would almost forget that their union is forged in criminality. But that is what happens when you garner attention for your beauty... you put a huge target on your back.

Both Barbie and Ken have sordid pasts, but they plan on leaving them there. The royalty is starting to gather in Queen Totti's domain, because the grand ball is about to begin. NOBODY misses a party!

Will the past deceits of Barbie and Ken come to harm their future? Or can they use that love-colored paintbrush to create a new portrait of their union?