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Not what Meany and Co. want you to believe. The Enlightened Ones have grown in number, and want nothing to do with "Trash Talk with Fake Feuders." Bravo! I am very proud of you!

Queen Totti is happy to finally have a break. Not for long!

An Enlightened Individual shared with me an interesting factoid that I admit, has piqued my interest. Writing is as unique as a fingerprint, when your grammatical grasp is as maligned as we have all been forced to read. For example, Totti McStotty has never met a punctuation mark she liked.

Meany Bigmouth likes to throw in slurs like "hoe" and fifty exclamation points, as if we didn't get the point with one. She strings together words to create dramatic adjectives that she slings from post to post. Don't believe me? Go read a few on you own for reference.

The Enlightened Individual shared with me a post from long ago, where someone with a derivative of Meany's name commented on the Queen's Royal edict. Strangely, this particular citizen spoke in exactly the same style as Meany. However, this subject didn't look anything like the photo that adorns Meany Bigmouth's ID. 

If you are a supporter of Meany, ask her to show you a picture of herself holding up today's date. Make sure it shows her face, so that you are able to ascertain exactly who is in the photo. Photoshop is for liars, so clear up any confusion as to who you are really talking to.

That is all.

You Read It Here First

Enlightened subjects knew it before the rest of the kingdom caught on.

Fertile Myrtle is all about Frack's sloppy seconds, AKA Mr. Mumbles.

But what The Enlightened Ones know, that others have not grown hip to, is that this unholy union is blessed by all of the royalty.

ALL. OF. THE. ROYALTY.

Ratings are ratings, and controversy draws in a bigger audience.

It's all about the Benjamin's Baby!

A Canned Interview

When things seem to be slow in the kingdom, Queen Totti creates drama to draw attention. She tried it with Cinderella, basically making a mockery of Cinderella's relationship in the public eye to garner sympathy. When Cinderella's life was stable, and she had actually started a family, Totti dropped her like a hot rock to find other suckers to wrangle.

Totti has gone on a public rampage, badmouthing her royal family members with insults about parenting and partying. Her new topic of the day is Drucilla, because she is the only other person who will converse with her.

But the biggest ruse of all is the lie the kingdom is asked to believe about the Royal family at this very moment. Each plays a character, such as Drucilla being the party girl, and it is quickly becoming apparent that their acting ability garners no academy awards.

Don't you find it strange that Josephine Half-Baked doesn't speak up for herself when Queen Totti badmouths her publicly? Josephine, who is no stranger to arguments, has not made one comment in regards to the public humiliation Queen Totti has dished to her. In fact, none of the other family members have uttered a peep in self defense.

This show is their livelihood, and is dependent upon viewers. The Grand Ball is coming up soon, and any publicity is good publicity. Are we the ones getting the wool pulled over our eyes? Have any Enlightened Ones noticed this odd behavior?

Banned is Not Spelled H-A-C-K-E-D

A couple of days ago, Queen Totti went on a rampage, threatening certain Enlightened Ones of crimes that she felt they had perpetrated. She sent out a royal edict, naming the guilty parties and their heinous acts of heresy.

She produced evidence that she claimed linked the heretics with their alleged crimes, although many questioned if the proof even pertained to her claims. She became infuriated at the notion that anyone dare question the queen, and her fury only upped her game.

She was banned from one of the Royal social media channels for the very acts of treason she accused the Enlightened Ones of doing. Banned, for seven days.

Suddenly, a proclamation began circulating throughout the royal channels, saying she had been HACKED. She lost the ability to utilize social media because someone HACKED her again.

Unless HACKED is a pseudonym for something else, one of the royal hangers-on need to educate Queen Totti on the difference between HACKED and BANNED.

That is all.

Meme Thinks You Are Finished

Special shout-out to all of my friends who joined in on our Twitter chat tonight. I saved a few memes just for you.

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A Struck Nerve

Queen Totti is showing her fear.

She has ran several public service announcements, haphazardly tying people together for sins of long ago.

"Do not give out personal information about the royal family, for you put our lives in peril!!" She cries mid announcement.

But Totti doesn't realize that she, alone, is the distributor of damaging information. Someone should have warned her:

"If you don't have anything nice to say... Say nothing at all.

DON'T FORM A SECRET SOCIETY."

Would You Like to Sponsor a Child?

I have learned something over the past few days. If you make the decision to anger people, you better make sure you have cleaned house. If you haven't, and you go after The Enlightened Ones, they will quickly bond together and sink your ship.

How many times have you watched television, and saw a commercial about helping the starving children? St.Jude, Unicef, and Make A Wish all provide help to deserving children and their families. Does anyone happen to have their number? The WAAAAAmbulance might need their services.

That's right folks, begging on the street doesn't just happen in the poorer sections of the kingdom. In certain circles, certain royal folks have claimed destitution, eagerly accepting help from adoring subjects.

Everyone is sick in some way or another, but sick in the head doesn't constitute fabrication of circumstances.

Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap

My sweet momma always told me that if it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, you are safe to say it is a duck.

Cinderella Noble has always conducted herself with grace and charm. She now has a baby, and she works hard to maintain a loving family with her husband. She has stayed out of the limelight, unless called upon by Queen Totti to perpetuate drama for Benjamins.

How does Queen Totti repay her good favor? By skipping out on the birth of her child and not bothering to visit with Cinderella, even months later. Maybe if Cinderella had lived next to a casino, there might be a different outcome to this story.

During her "Pity Promenade", Totti called Cinderella  out for not coming to see her. Even then, when Totti was clearly in the wrong, Cinderella downplayed the disrespect and worked to heal the animosity spewed forth by Totti.

It was during that time Cinderella let it slip that Queen Totti had not even gotten Cinderella's son a gift. But Cinderella is a sweet natured person, and she ceased the complaints with Totti.

I just saw Royal correspondence involving Queen Totti and baby apparel for someone who is related to Totti through marriage. Totti used Cinderella's drama when it achieved financial gain, but she can't be bothered to send her a baby present?

I am considering a gofundme account for Cinderella, to purchase baby items that she has been slighted. Cinderella's kind heart should be rewarded. I wonder if Cinderella would accept our generous offerings? I think Cinderella is classier every time I hear about her, and it is time for good to prevail.

I am sure The Enlightened Ones would agree. Even if we all gave one dollar, it would still be more than she has received thus far. Who is with me?

Skulls, Anonymous, and Illuminati Part 46

The Enlightened Ones went through a period of tricking and drudgery before casting light upon the falsehoods. During this terrible time, many had joined secret societies to discuss other secret societies and their music speeds. When everything blew up, it took a speed reader to make it through all of the screenshots thrown up and taken down in quick succession. Everyone had something to say, and had copied someone saying it in one of a bevy of secret groups.

When the kindom entered into The Enlightened Ones new age, so many feelings were trampled by the deceit and double talk that had occurred. Everyone either came out in the open or hid like a snake.

Two short weeks later, and secret societies have cropped up again like mushrooms on a pile of dung. At least they are appropriately named after the members of the group. In one such group, Totti and Meany have rejoined forces, because one is always weary of what the other one is saying.

I have decided to create a secret society, so that we can discuss what a secret society is saying about another secret society.  It is secret, so you are not allowed to know who else is in this secret group, because it's a secret. So close your eyes!

Who am I kidding? People who have nothing to hide have no need to partake in a secret society. As The Enlightened Ones know, if someone isn't willing to say it in public, it probably isn't true.

The Waaaambulance has Pulled In To The Station

Someone go get some Kleenex, because it is getting weepy up in here.

Queen Totti has started her pity party in full force, and someone needs to call the waaambulance to administer First Aid. Things are at an all time low for the self appointed Queen of the kingdom.

Totti McStotty lashes out at anyone she feels is slighting her, and her baseless accusations are starting to grow old. The Freak Factory has closed, and all the workers are milling in the streets, blocking Totti's path to glory.

The Enlightened Ones are deciding who they will elect as their next queen. True to form, the dismantling of the Royal place has begun.

Grand Ball and the Cancellation Threat

Queen Totti's plan to stir up interest in the Grand Ball by way of controversy has backfired, and the party is under threat of cancellation if things do not improve.

The discord between Totti and he royal family has reach a fevered pitch, and the court Lords have informed Queen Totti to fix it, or else. It seems as if the Royal family (Josephine, etc.) refuse to partake in precipitous photo ops, leaving the fate of the Grand Ball in peril.

With everything crumbling around her, Queen Totti has begun a campaign of sympathy and good will. Is it a little too little too late? Or will Ambassador Totti garner the good graces of family members she eagerly portrayed as foolish just a few weeks ago?

Totti wishes she had not bitten the hand that fed her, and her forlorn tales of woe to elicit sympathy are falling upon deaf ears. The Enlightened Ones are casting light into every corner, and making sure they lengthen everyone's short memory span. Is it time to elect a new Queen?

Coming out of the Dark: Cinderella Noble

One of the more likable members of the Royal Family is Cinderella Noble. Throughout all of the tricking and drudgery, Cinderella has been the smartest and sanest of them all. She has always taken a backseat to her sister's foolishness, not asking for anything in return.

Cinderella is a new mother, and is the only one who seems to truly relish her new baby. She loves her baby, and is always doting on her newborn. (Unlike many, she is actually IN the same house as her baby.)

Queen Totti has made public appeals to have the newborn brought to the castle, for the positive press of a bundle of joy would throw favor towards the Royal family. She was unable to be present at the Royal birth, because it happened so quickly she had no time to travel. Queen Totti must see the beloved new Royal, at once.

Except Totti has forgotten that Cinderella announced a week prior to the actual birth that she would be entering the hospital to bring forth her new baby. Cinderella, like any proud future mom, made sure everyone knew that she would be induced that next Friday. Seven days notice, giving the Queen ample time to make the journey to usher in the new Royal. However, Queen Totti did not go forth to support the Royal birth, and Cinderella has not forgotten.

Will Queen Totti stand for this public humiliation? Do The Enlightened Ones think Cinderella may make a wonderful new Queen?

Beat Them At Their Own Game

The Invitations are being sent and all are urged to prepare for the Grand Ball. Time is growing near, so proclamations of beauty and well-being from past gatherings are running in episodic nausea all through the kingdom. Remember how lovely and wonderful it felt to witness the perfection of royal lives? Yeah, I don't either.

The kingdom's awareness has grown so much that I must now bestow them with a title: The Enlightened Ones. 

The Enlightened Ones are joining forces to rise against the tide of malarkey flowing through the royal streets. Together, they control the fate of the Court. The Royal Game has shifted, and strengths will now be exploited as weaknesses. The Enlightened Ones will be making key moves in the next few days, and only time will tell if their plot is successful.

Love and devotion will be bestowed by The Enlightened Ones upon Josephine Half-Baked through likes and comments of encouragement. The Enlightened Ones know that beauty is found in the eyes of the beholders, and their adornment of Josephine in the Queen's face will incite a jealousy that will burn bright.  Josephine is no saint, but her misdeeds have always been at the detriment of herself, and not at other's expense. 

Let the games begin.