Feudalism and Tenancy

I really enjoy the crafty old witch, Judge Judy.

I have actually kept myself out of a few legal battles because information I gathered watching her witty banter. She is sarcastic, but she tells me quite a bit about the law.

This morning, Petunia Pilferloot was complaining about royal mistreatment. I know a thing or two about Feudalism, and although she is the wrong gender to be a "lord", she was still overseeing her domestic land. Petunia was quite upset that she was about to lose her land due to a remark made by her overseer.

Enlightened subjects jumped quickly to Petunia's defense, claiming mistreatment and discrimination. Sue the overseer, cried the crowd. Refuse to  move!

While remarks made by the overseer may not have been politically correct, I dare say Petunia would not have a leg to stand on in a court of law.

See, Petunia has this pesky little case opened by one of the court departments, and she is unable to cohabit with her estranged, else risk the loss of her beautiful babies. Ergo, her estranged is definitely not on the feudal lease.

But Petunia has been letting estranged live on her land, by her own admission. This directly negates her tenant agreement, which is usually grounds for dismissal.

Pentunia, you almost crossed the finish line. Almost.

Petunia Pilferloot Has Had Enough!

It ain't easy being sleazy.

Petunia Pilferloot works hard for the money, trying to take care of all her babies. She will not be denied, and she sure than heck isn't going to be disrespected. Well, at least in her own home. Disrespect does not come into play when she is crawling half naked on the floor in front of drunk men.  But that is another story.

She is putting a halt to her estranged husband's antics, and he has another thing coming if he thinks she will bankroll his philandering phluts anymore. They have to move out now!

But one would ask why Petunia would have someone in her home that represents the lifestyle she is working hard to clean. Why would she allow someone, to whom she is betrothed, stay in the home she is paying for while they are bringing other females into the home?

The underground has whispers and innuendos suggesting that he is more than her husband, but he is also her supplier. Is there any truth to these rumors?

Petunia Pilferfoot and her Sticky Fingers Habit

Petunia was able to take control of the "leaked photo" controversy rather quickly. She can only hope that no one was able to get a screenshot of her posed on the floor, for that information flies directly in the face of her feeble job protests.

Petunia Pilferfoot definitely loves her children. Not only does she love taking photos of them, but she also likes taking them out in public. Whenever one sees Petunia, she is always with a stroller and out shopping.

Yet one slick security guard happened to mention that the stroller serves two purposes. The first purpose is to carry her child/children. The other is to serve as a cart for all of her wares that she may/may not have remembered to purchase.

Poor Petunia.... one day her fingers are going to stick to handcuffs if she is not more careful.

Petunia and the P.O. Posse

Petunia needs to check the Book quickly.

Someone not very happy with her has posted a picture that directly contradicts her previous argument. Someone in the land down under is soiling her reputation.

Poor Petunia, social media is never your friend.

Snitches and Stitches Blind Item: Petunia Pilferloot

The Stumpyville Saga has been fraught with deceit and destruction, and reading about it before bed only serves to ruin my slumber with nightmares. I awaken from the same dream every night, drenched in sweat and gasping for air. In my dream, it is pitch black, and the only thing I can see is Meany's mouth yapping like the fake, wind-up chompers my dear pappy used to have. The continuous chomping of her cavity causes my timbers to shiver.

I started a different story, close to bedtime, about Petunia Pilferloot. She is a character from the same series as Queen Totti's kingdom, except her story takes place in the land down under.

Petunia is quite a looker, according to anyone who knows her. Alas, Petunia's biggest fan is herself. Petunia has played almost every role known to Women: doting wife, adoring mother, delightful daughter, exceptional employee, moderately medicated, and vexing vixen.

Petunia has a notorious past that makes her easily recognizable. Her history, coupled with her autobiographical photography obsession, leaves much fodder for her naysayers. But Petunia's biggest scandals are second only to her single status.

Poor Petunia. Such a bright smile from such a conniving cutie. Should her shade be illuminated by the sun?