Hold Friends Close and Hold Enemies Closer

Dixie Undertire is singing her heart out, preparing for her upcoming Grand Ball gig. She smells blood in the water, so she is busy jockeying for position as the next Royal family member.

You see, Totti is busy behind the scenes, planning the departure of three key figures. Everyone is running a game on each other, and while the three amigos think Totti is just drumming up publicity to increase the Benjamins taken in at the Grand Ball, she is actually having them replaced by three she can control.

If Totti gets her way:

Josephine, Frick, and Frack exit stage left

Fertile Myrtle, Drucilla Dimwitty, and an unknown enter Stage right

Dixie Undertire is doing everything possible to secure the third position. She has tucked MCM away, and is playing nice with Drucilla Dimwitty. Funny thing is, if Dixie knew what Drucilla said about MCM, she would not be quick to side with her.

Will the three amigos see beneath Totti's lame promises that the drama is just for ratings and realize their days are numbered? Will Dixie see through Drucilla? Does Drucilla know that more than two years under the legal age is a felony, and not marriage material?

Cat Scratch Fever

Drucilla Dimwitty is trying her best to clean up her image. The recent needle photos did not make Mommy Dearest happy, and everyone knows not to anger the Queen.

Drucilla has appealed to Queen Totti for help. It seems as if we have a good old cat fight on our hands, because Drucilla has decided she wants MCM to herself. Queen Totti is only too happy to oblige, because MCM happens to be on the right side of 18.

Only one obstacle stands in Drucilla's was to finding her heart's true desire, and that is "Kick Them In The See You Next Tuesday" Dixie Undertire. However, Totti has a plan, and it just makes get work.

Will Drucilla find happiness? Or is Dixie Undertire ready for a rumble?

Dixie Undertire and her MCM

Dixie is so excited to debut her new and improved image, because she's got something to prove to the royal family. Queen Totti and Josephine's snubs still smart, and she has worked hard to correct every flaw they pinpointed. Why, she even secured a MCM to be by her side, forever and ever amen.

Dixie's MCM is quite a looker, but his pedigree leaves much to be desired. Yet the happiness apparent between the two of them bodes of truthful love. MCM appears to genuinely care for Dixie, and his new life with her on the road sure beats his previously tenancy in his mother's basement.

Islands in the stream, that is what they are..