The Path To Stardom

Robert Frost wanted to try his luck on the road less traveled, but he was a brilliant poet from a bygone era.

When you are not as bright as Robert, you tend to stick with what you know. We are not referring to something as prestigious as the Coca Cola formula, but more along the lines of a dog wearing a path into the grass as it circles the yard next to the fence.

Queen Totti knows that her time in power is growing to a close, unless she can reinvent her royal family with characters she can better control. Ergo, her minions.

She has selected new siblings to carry on family tradition, and each new invitee has a preset part to play, or they will suffer the consequences.

Firing up every faculty she possesses, and that ain't much folks, she has thought through the family storyline and determined exactly which member does what - and whom. Do not stray from the formula of success. Or more accurately, do not abandon your storyline so that Totti still appear to be the fairest of them all.

Fertile Myrtle has been tapped to carry on in the role of Frack. She must behave and speak exactly the way Frack has done, even so much as slurping around with Frack's sloppy seconds. While Fertile Myrtle is happy to comply (because she can easily get down with OPP), Totti's ulterior motive is coming to light. Queen Totti wants to show Frack who is boss, throwing Mr. Mumbles blossoming relationship with Fertile Myrtle in Frack's face.