We Don't Need No Fabrication

War has broken out in the Royal family. Queen Totti is playing the blame game, and no one is immune.  Except Drucilla Dimwitty.

Drucilla, fresh off the stage from her Crazy Train concert, has suddenly been cast in the role of "Mother Teresa" by Queen Totti. Look up perfect mother in the dictionary, and Totti has forced the publisher to place Drucilla's photo.

And where does the blame lie? Smack on the shoulders of Josephine Half-Breed and her cousins.

Anyone and everyone that will listen is bombarded with a full on assault of punctuationless Royal edicts penned by the Queen. She only preys upon those she feels are weak, instead of Conversating with The Enlightened Ones.

The Queen has pronounced Drucilla as Mother of the Year, and it must be true, because she doesn't fabricate the truth.