Queen Totti is ignoring my offer to prove her gypsy heritage, so please forward this post to her so she can see I am willing to pay to prove she is truly a royal, via Jack Pearce.
Patsy Whine is related to the Queen indirectly, but has more Royal blood in her big toe than Queen Totti has in her whole body.
Patsy Whine is perfectly willing to steal Dixie Undertire's crooning thunder. She has been more successful, actually singing for audiences NOT from the front seat of her car.
But Patsy Whine has a little bit of a pitch problem; Little being relative to a little leak at the Japanese nuclear reactor plant.
Patsy has figured out how to solve her problem. One of her latest videos has her singing a cover song, and the performance is actually pretty good, if you close your eyes.
About one minute into the song, it becomes apparent that Patsy Whine is not trying to eat the microphone, but instead use it to hide her mouth. It is her voice singing, but she is definitely not doing a live performance.
Patsy has prerecorded her track, and the reason it sounds as if she can actually sing is due to the "auto tune" feature that corrects your pitch.
Most will be fooled by Patsy Whine's cover, or should I say "cover up." But then again, when the ruling Royal has no Royal blood in her veins, does it really matter that the Royal singer can't really sing?
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