Friday, February 27, 2015

Petunia Pilferfoot and her Sticky Fingers Habit

Petunia was able to take control of the "leaked photo" controversy rather quickly. She can only hope that no one was able to get a screenshot of her posed on the floor, for that information flies directly in the face of her feeble job protests.

Petunia Pilferfoot definitely loves her children. Not only does she love taking photos of them, but she also likes taking them out in public. Whenever one sees Petunia, she is always with a stroller and out shopping.

Yet one slick security guard happened to mention that the stroller serves two purposes. The first purpose is to carry her child/children. The other is to serve as a cart for all of her wares that she may/may not have remembered to purchase.

Poor Petunia.... one day her fingers are going to stick to handcuffs if she is not more careful.

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