Tennis has never been a sport I enjoyed watching. Back and forth, back and forth, it grows monotonous watching two people swing it out until one slips up. I am sure Tennis is a mighty fine sport to play, but watching it reminds me of summers in my youth spent watching gross grow.
Queen Totti and Josephine Half-Baked are both pros at Tennis. They enjoy swinging the ball into each other's courts while loyal subjects look on. Any attention is grand attention, and the loud cry of their fans makes it all worthwhile.
But Totti McStotty and Josephine have an ulterior game going on parallel to their expert tennis ball volleys. Both realize that if society keeps watching them go back and forth, they will also tune in when Totti and Josephine host their next huge gala in the spring. Out of sight, out of mind... And any publicity is GOOD publicity.
So while the world is watching their heated games of Tennis, they will be more likely to attend the Spring Ball.
Attention = Money
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