Queen Totti McStotty draws strength from the throngs of adoring followers who worship her every move. It is rumored that E.F. Hutton takes tips from Queen Totti. She is THAT good.
Today, Queen Totti has noticed a huge dent in her shiny, rhinestone-studded crown. No matter how much she polishes, nor the number of excuses she makes, her crown is no longer the vision of beauty it once was. Even drudging the court jester's character through the mud cannot negate the obvious attention her dented crown is garnering.
Having torched the bridge to Meany Bigmouth's house, Queen Totti is left in a bind.
Queen Totti McStotty is running out of visible allies. She is desperate, and desperate times call for desperate measures.
Enter Drucilla Dimwitty. Queen Totti knows Drucilla's reputation is tarnished, at best. But desperation is the mother of flawed invention. Drucilla Dimwitty has been summoned to stand in the grand vestibule of Totti's estate. Drucilla Dimwitty, true to form, has begun attacking those challenging the livelihood of Queen Totti. Those attacks include the threat of beheading to Josephine Half-Baked, and if her bark was less than her bite, Josephine would awaken from her slumber and take sword in hand.
A cleaning campaign of Drucilla's character has begun. Remind the loyal subjects of Drucilla Dimwitty's devotion to all things good and pure, Queen Totti has commanded. Bequeath the royal subjects' personal artifacts, like photos of children and gifts, to restore faith in the ruling elite.
Will Drucilla Dimwitty rescue Queen Totti? Or will her shady past come to haunt Drucilla's time in the sun? Drucilla and Queen Totti stand united in common enemy, but is that enough to preserve their relationship?
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