Saturday, March 28, 2015

Technology Lesson

Here is a technology lesson for you.

Private Internet Access™

VPN SERVICE encrypts your 
connection and provides you with an anonymous IP to
protect your privacy.





I am everywhere. Keep trying.

Friday, March 27, 2015

Back To You Old Ways in Under 5

"We sold it."

Let me take a moment to clear up how purchasing a domain (.com) really works.

Once you purchase the .com, you own it. The site is worth nothing if it does not have traffic going to it. Likewise, there must be high demand for the price to even be 3 digits.

You own it for 12 months, unless you try to sell it at auction.

Since YOU were able to purchase GG.com pretty easily, then it was only worth the $12.95 you paid.

But we are supposed to believe you sold it. I believe that you were tracked down, and you have parked it so the heat is off.

Admirable start, my friends. Does not bode well for future credibility.




Thursday, March 26, 2015

Introducing: Patsy Whine

Queen Totti is ignoring my offer to prove her gypsy heritage, so please forward this post to her so she can see I am willing to pay to prove she is truly a royal, via Jack Pearce.

Patsy Whine is related to the Queen indirectly, but has more Royal blood in her big toe than Queen Totti has in her whole body.

Patsy Whine is perfectly willing to steal Dixie Undertire's crooning thunder. She has been more successful, actually singing for audiences NOT from the front seat of her car.

But Patsy Whine has a little bit of a pitch problem; Little being relative to a little leak at the Japanese nuclear reactor plant.

Patsy has figured out how to solve her problem. One of her latest videos has her singing a cover song, and the performance is actually pretty good, if you close your eyes.

About one minute into the song, it becomes apparent that Patsy Whine is not trying to eat the microphone, but instead use it to hide her mouth. It is her voice singing, but she is definitely not doing a live performance.

Patsy has prerecorded her track, and the reason it sounds as if she can actually sing is due to the "auto tune" feature that corrects your pitch.

Most will be fooled by Patsy Whine's cover, or should I say "cover up." But then again, when the ruling Royal has no Royal blood in her veins, does it really matter that the Royal singer can't really sing?

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Challenge Issued - Legitimize Yourself

Would America watch a Football game played by Ballerinas?

Would True Blood have been so successful if the stars were mimes?

When we watch a show, we want the characters to be authentic. So why would we watch a show called "Gypsy Sisters" when there is doubt they are real gypsies?

I am issuing a challenge to the Queen Matriarch. I will pay for you to take the Ancestry DNA challenge to put all of this doubt to rest. However, the results have to be sent to our resident Gypsy, Jack Pearce.

Prove me wrong, and take the test.

Soft in the Middle

Nick G, AVN's most wanted.