If I Didn't Have Bad Luck, I'd Have No Luck At All

Either Queen Totti McStotty is the unluckiest person in the land, or Shakespeare called it when he said, "me thinks thou doth protest too much."

Poor Shakespeare... I think I heard him turn over in his grave.

Queen Totti has been besmirched. Queen Totti has been dishonored!

Queen Totti has been disgraced!  Off with their heads!

Totti McStotty has made a grand proclamation to all of the land, letting them know that a false prophet has stolen her identity. If one hears words that makes Queen Totti likeable, then it most definitely came from Queen Totti herself. If one hears words that are unkind and untruthful, then it is the work of that low down, sneaky scoundrel assuming her identity. 

Everyone knows that Totti would NEVER say anything of questionable intent.

Poor Totti has such bad luck, it is as if Rod Stewart renamed his hit "Maggie" to "Totti."

Wake up Totti, I think I got something to say to you...