Game, Set, and Close to Match

After volleying back and forth for almost two days, Josephine Half-Baked is showing signs of fatigue. She is making careless mistakes, and Queen Totti is taking full advantage.

You could say Josephine is growing soft, her swings not packed with as much power. Being pitted against someone with whom your loved ones side is leaving Josephine feeling vulnerable. She would like to halt the game right now, but she is forced to continue playing. Attention, after all, is the ultimate goal.

Totti McStotty smells the chum in the water, and knows victory is within her grasp. Calculating Josephine's mistakes, Totti has now flipped to aggressor. Queen Totti sensed the ensuing backlash from the fans when she took a calculated predatory stance; hence, NOBODY likes a MEANY. Queen Totti has taken advantage of Josephine's clumsiness and repositioned herself into her greatest role yet.

And the Oscar for best performance of a Lead Actress playing the part of a VICTIM goes to...