Rumors of my retirement have been greatly exaggerated.
Some believed King Richard Mullens had ridden off into the sunset with the last TLC wedding special. Others assumed I'd been banished from the kingdom for speaking too freely about over-the-top dresses, impossible family feuds, and enough rhinestones to blind a small village.
The truth?
Kings don't retire.
They simply disappear long enough for the kingdom to become interesting again.
